[ He... raises an eyebrow a little at that, but- eh. He's friends with too many aliens to really assume too much about anyone's intentions. ]

Sounds like a winner. [ He says, with genuine sympathy. ]

Hey, if you need mayo I've got about... ten jars I can donate to the cause. [ Its probably more like three. ] My roommate just shipped out, and I don't really see how I'm gonna finish it all on my own.

[ Which- much as he appreciates the newfound space and privacy kind of sucks too in it's own way. He'd been fond of Ray. ]